There must have been a spotlight that reveled the location of my beastly nemesis.
A special light only beast tamers who prowl the streets of the Old Quarter in Hoi An, Vietnam can see.
Mackenzie and I had just exited a cultural show. We stood on the curb laughing and discussing what we had just seen.
Suddenly, like magic a short woman appeared before me, thread in hand.
“Only 20,000 Dong very, very cheap. I make you look 10 years younger”
Shocked at the sudden invasion of my personal space, I stepped back only to be met with a wall of tourists spilling out behind me in what seemed like the hundreds. Most of them stopping to see what this lady was saying and trying to do. I became the encore show.
She was quick with that thread, there it was traveling along my chin with such deft, such incredible speed.
“Oh! So many long hair! I do this one for free” she shrieked.
Confused, I thought, “what is she doing?”
Then I felt the beast rip from my skin. How did it come back so fast? How many ARE there??
Now swarmed with onlookers, I felt heat flood to my face; sure I was turning as red as the string of cloth lanterns that hung above my head.
I tried to get away, I tried to run but she was quick on her feet. She had caught me in her threading web.
There was nothing to do but succumb.